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[Tunod Denrub]

Maturity
   Capable of sound judgment.

Whoops. Never mind.

[Kuro_Ookami]

Freezing yourself will work it's just like being frozen in a criogetic or however you spell them things tubes. And if that fails I relize I am gonna die, I somehow get back, and survive. I am searching for the door to open Halloween Town.

[Tunod Denrub]

Freezing yourself will work it's just like being frozen in a criogetic or however you spell them things tubes. And if that fails I relize I am gonna die, I somehow get back, and survive. I am searching for the door to open Halloween Town.

We don't have cryogenic technology yet.

All we can do is freeze you, and that will /kill/ you. Freezing does not cause suspended animation. It causes /death/. All it does is preserve your dead body.

[Oxalis]

Alright, kuro, I highly recommend you test this theory of yours. as it will solve a lot of people's problems, worst case scenario, you actually survive, but aren't unfrozen for hundreds of years. Best case scenario (e.g. what will actually happen), you die, and we never hear from you again. As far as I can tell, win-win situation.

[OvermindDL1]

A more plausable way to 'freeze' yourself to the future, launch on a spaceship that is capable of accellerating to around 99.9% the speed of light, zoom around for what seems to you to be about a week, come back to earth, badda-boom, few hundred years have passed...  Although that would require massive amounts of money, but is within the realm of current technology.

The reason freezing yourself would not work is that when frozen, your cells freeze too, thus expanding.  If you happen to survive the initial freezing without most of your cells shattering, then they would crack upon being heated back up again.

There are a few forms of frogs and fish that can freeze then be reanimated though, but they are saturated by a natural oil substance that prevents the expansion from occuring.

[Punted]

A more plausable way to 'freeze' yourself to the future, launch on a spaceship that is capable of accellerating to around 99.9% the speed of light, zoom around for what seems to you to be about a week, come back to earth, badda-boom, few hundred years have passed...  Although that would require massive amounts of money, but is within the realm of current technology.

The reason freezing yourself would not work is that when frozen, your cells freeze too, thus expanding.  If you happen to survive the initial freezing without most of your cells shattering, then they would crack upon being heated back up again.

There are a few forms of frogs and fish that can freeze then be reanimated though, but they are saturated by a natural oil substance that prevents the expansion from occuring.

Dang it ODL1 don't tell him why he shouldn't do it! ><

[Kuro_Ookami]

Ok then hmmmmmm...Let's say I broke into area 51 with my awesome skills and they have a time machine then I could teleport myself to when it comes out. Because the goverment is lieing about alot of things. My cousin told me they have a cure for cancer but they have it locked up and stored away to kill the population.

[Oxalis]

First: Your 'cousin' is a conspiracy theory believing freak. Second: I have never even heard of the time machine conspiracy. Third: I've heard the cancer one before, and it is retarded. You heard the one about AIDS being a biological weapon made by the government to control the gay population? That one makes a lot more sense ( and it still doesn't make any sense) Fourth: You are still retarded. Fifth: You fail at life. Please discontinue breathing.

[OvermindDL1]

A black wolf breaking into area 51... yea.... Somehow I don't see a wolf getting inside a heavily armed military installation...

[Oxalis]

Freezing yourself will work; It's just like being frozen in a criogetic cryogenic or however you spell those things tubes tube.
 And if If that fails, and I relize realize that I am gonna going to die, I then I will somehow get back, back and survive. I am searching for the door to open Halloween Town. <-- What in the name of all that is holy am I talking about here?

(Edited for my own sanity.)
(Assist from Overmind on the finer points of the English language.)

[Tunod Denrub]

Hate to play the Devil's advocate here, but... in Kuro's defense, the 'doesn't' in his sig was correct.

[Punted]

Good god this thread delivers.

[Kuro_Ookami]

A black wolf breaking into area 51... yea.... Somehow I don't see a wolf getting inside a heavily armed military installation...

Dude did you ever watch Wolf's Rain? Do you know what wolves can do? Also I hate the english language.

[Ayasu]

A black wolf breaking into area 51... yea.... Somehow I don't see a wolf getting inside a heavily armed military installation...

Dude did you ever watch Wolf's Rain?

Wolf's Rain is an anime. You are an idiot.

Do you know what wolves can do? Also I hate the english language.

We can tell. Is that why you butcher the poor thing so?

[Kuro_Ookami]

A black wolf breaking into area 51... yea.... Somehow I don't see a wolf getting inside a heavily armed military installation...

Dude did you ever watch Wolf's Rain?

Wolf's Rain is an anime. You are an idiot.

Do you know what wolves can do? Also I hate the english language.

We can tell. Is that why you butcher the poor thing so?

Yup.