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[Kuro_Ookami]

Weeeee!!!!

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[Hyper]

>_>
<_<

Wii!

[Kuro_Ookami]

Pie!!!!!!!!!!

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I'm rather looking forward to the Wii. Who knows, I might even find enough moneys to buy one too.

[Tunod Denrub]

FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

DOOMOOOOOO, HAAAADO GEI DEEESU, okaaaaaay!

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HARDO GAY-DES!!!!!!

[Hyper]

DONDE ESTA EL BANO!?!?!?

[Kuro_Ookami]

I'm rather looking forward to the Wii. Who knows, I might even find enough moneys to buy one too.

I am gonna try to freeze myself like Cartman from southpark if it doesn't work I'll probably be dead.

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I'm rather looking forward to the Wii. Who knows, I might even find enough moneys to buy one too.

I am gonna try to freeze myself like Cartman from southpark if it doesn't work I'll probably be dead.

Is it wrong to hope he actually does this?

[Kuro_Ookami]

I'm rather looking forward to the Wii. Who knows, I might even find enough moneys to buy one too.

I am gonna try to freeze myself like Cartman from southpark if it doesn't work I'll probably be dead.

Is it wrong to hope he actually does this?

possibly

[Tunod Denrub]

No, it's not.

I always wanted to be able to say I know someone who won a Darwin Award.

[Oxalis]

I'm not sure that would qualify for a darwin award... I mean he would have to not realize that he was commiting suicide. Also, he would have to be mentally stable, and from conversations here, I have doubts. In any case, if he *did* believe he could freeze himself and survive, then it would qualify for an award(sanity assumed).

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I'm not sure that would qualify for a darwin award... I mean he would have to not realize that he was commiting suicide. Also, he would have to be mentally stable, and from conversations here, I have doubts. In any case, if he *did* believe he could freeze himself and survive, then it would qualify for an award(sanity assumed).

I gotta disagree. I don't think sanity is a qualifier for this. I'd have to say simply believing you can freeze yourself and survive is all it would take I think.

From the Official rules at http://www.darwinawards.com/rules/ XD

"So how are the Darwin Awards actually determined?

Nominees significantly improve the gene pool by eliminating themselves from the human race in an obviously stupid way. They are self-selected examples of the dangers inherent in a lack of common sense, and all human races, cultures, and socioeconomic groups are eligible to compete. Actual winners must meet the following criteria:

Reproduction
   Out of the gene pool: dead or sterile.
Excellence
   Astounding misapplication of judgment.
Self-Selection
   Cause one's own demise.
Maturity
   Capable of sound judgment.
Veracity
   The event must be true.

Not a Darwin (but not safe either)
* Whizzing on an electric wire
* Smoking in an oxygen tent
* Being hit by a train or automobile
* Aerosol cans, etc., in the oven
* Climbing into zoo cages
* Falling off precipice while posing or pissing
* Carbon monoxide poisoning
* Most autoerotic deaths
* all too common!

Killing others: The death of innocent bystanders absolutely rules out a Darwin Award. We don't applaud those who take others out of the gene pool, even if they share some DNA in common."

I'd say freezing yourself a la Cartman qualifies.