The Unoriginal Comic

Comics => The Unoriginal Comic => Topic started by: Celedh on March 20, 2017, 12:12:29 AM

Title: My Life is A Sidequest
Post by: Celedh on March 20, 2017, 12:12:29 AM
(http://theunoriginalcomic.overminddl1.com/images/Celedhbutton.png)So Zelda Breath of the Wild can be cleared in like 12 minutes if you know what you're doing. But for most people that want to enjoy more than 12 minutes worth of the game, we are probably going to spend several weeks and months of in game time chasing shrines, fishing, taming horses, finding Koroks and what not.

In fact, you probably will spend more time doing those than actually doing the story related to the Divine Beasts. Which is ignored in a 12 minute run too, mind you.

So when the Princess wonders why it took Link so long to free Hyrule from the new iteration of Ganon, I can admit that those cucoos won't come back to the coop on their own, lady. As in any good game, half the NPCs can't tie their own shoelaces.

It's a wonder how they survived on their own for so long. Good luck with the rebuilding.