I thought that juvenile humor was the least of my worries, but this has to be someone who's sense of humor is set somewhere between crack and scat. I debated linking to the strips directly, but honestly I don't think I can. For one thing, most of them would break the forum's format because they are sized weirdly, but also because of the content of it.
I mean, this comic might not be the best out there, but even we have a little more pride in our work that this pile of steaming shit.
Motherfuckin' Mario is about as mature as you can imagine with a title like that. Each of the strips dwell into some sort of insane world where sexual deviancy or corporal punishment is supposed to be funny enough to be the subject of comics.
Oh and don't bother with the rules, I don't think my brain can handle that much right now. It's not a Megaman comic, but it does about everything else wrong anyway.
Comic number one, I don't WANT to link this one for a good reason. It would break the layout here, but also is very politically incorrect in many ways.
Mario kicks Luigi in the balls. Then Toad asks to save the princess. Bowser took viagra and now is sporting a boner, asking for the princess to suck him. While she's debating if she should or not, Mario and Luigi arrives, and Bowser's only reaction is to shoot his cream at Luigi. But now he's lost his boner, so he swallows the whole box of viagra, and his 'thing' explodes in blood. The end.
Are you still with me? Do you not see the comedy here? Now you know why I didn't want to show the strip here (at least not directly). My mind is reeling that ANYONE could find this funny in fact. Except the author, because he must think it's absolutely hilarious. It might be, for someone about 12. Maybe less. He's made 6 Mario and 1 Sonic in this kind of comedy.
Episode 2 is actually tame enough to link here.
Barely tolerable, but still not funny.
So I guess that physical pain followed by being peed on to add to the insult is funny. Ugh.
Episode 3 :
Sigh. Any of you guys laughing?
The biggest problem is that these are offensive on several layers. There is a kind of humor that you want to target to everyone, like we do in TOC. This isn't one of those.
Episode 4 :
... Do I still have some liquor left from last week?
Episode 5, not linking this one again
Bowser restocked his viagra (after episode one I'm guessing), but Larry Koopa finds it, and his thingie explodes.
Took 8 panels to illustrate what I could probably do in 3... if I thought it was comic material. Which it isn't.
Episode 6 :
Almost passable.
This one actually feels like there was some effort (not visually, it's pretty much the same). There is some kind of dark humor here, at least when Luigi is involved. But the motivation behind killing Mini-Mario is lacking at best. Still took far too many panels to get to it.
Sonic (the only episode) :
Sonic comes over to close up Robotnick's crack factory, so Robotnick asks Sonic what can he do to convince him not to stop him. Sonic gives Robotnick a blowjob.
I... uhm... Was the humor that Sonic WANTED to suck him? Because that joke feels backward. But I really do NOT want to think about this any harder, so I'll let you make your own conclusions about it.
Well this certainly was a trainwreck. This is closer to the level of 'funny' that Ghastly showed us (that I linked to in comic 744). Let the suck come to you. You don't need any artistic talent to do sprite comics, and you don't need writing talents either. Just take any offensive thing that makes you giggle.
So TOC is going to be all about fart jokes soon.
