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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: Tunod Denrub on November 28, 2006, 09:20:19 PM

Title: Ultimate Revelations of Ultimate Destiny
Post by: Tunod Denrub on November 28, 2006, 09:20:19 PM
Gentleman, I have come to a revelation. Having taken it upon myself to painstakingly analyze the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny, I have come upon a simple, shocking truth.

IF we assume that a.) Godzilla's rampage through Tokyo was a bad thing, b.) therefore those who would stop his rampage are the 'good guys', and use as corroborating evidence for this stance the presence of c.) Optimus Prime and d.) a Care Bear on the 'good guy' team...

We must therefore conclude one thing, and one thing only.

CHUCK NORRIS IS ONE OF THE BAD GUYS.
Title: Re: Ultimate Revelations of Ultimate Destiny
Post by: Hyper on November 28, 2006, 09:32:15 PM
Title: Re: Ultimate Revelations of Ultimate Destiny
Post by: Punted on November 29, 2006, 12:49:54 AM
2 things come to me after reading this.

#1: Either Tunod is a raving lunatic, or a genius. I've yet to figure out which.

#2: Get some sleep. Watching the USOUD flash that many times has certainly not been good for your brain-meats.
Title: Re: Ultimate Revelations of Ultimate Destiny
Post by: Tunod Denrub on November 29, 2006, 03:55:20 PM
Quote from: HowManyCookies on November 29, 2006, 12:49:54 AM
#1: Either Tunod is a raving lunatic, or a genius. I've yet to figure out which.

The answer to that, my friend, is 'yes'.
Title: Re: Ultimate Revelations of Ultimate Destiny
Post by: Stockyboy on November 30, 2006, 04:03:27 AM
Quote from: Tunod Denrub on November 29, 2006, 03:55:20 PM
Quote from: HowManyCookies on November 29, 2006, 12:49:54 AM
#1: Either Tunod is a raving lunatic, or a genius. I've yet to figure out which.

The answer to that, my friend, is 'yes'.

This does not compute. DANGER ROBINSON FAMILY!
Title: Re: Ultimate Revelations of Ultimate Destiny
Post by: Kuro_Ookami on November 30, 2006, 06:00:50 PM
 :o Godzilla is a bad dude!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Even if he was detroying stuff it was cause by someone who pissed him off. Is Godzilla a girl? I forget.
Title: Re: Ultimate Revelations of Ultimate Destiny
Post by: Tunod Denrub on December 01, 2006, 01:10:20 AM
No, Godzilla started it. The very first lines of the song are, "Ol' Godzilla was hoppin' around / Tokyo City like a big playground"

Now, I don't know about you, but where I come from, a giant lizard hopping around a city would cause a lot of havoc.
Title: Re: Ultimate Revelations of Ultimate Destiny
Post by: Stockyboy on December 01, 2006, 04:04:27 AM
If Chuck Norris is bad..


That means pie is bad.


I refuse to acknowledge this.