The Unoriginal Comic
General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: Punted on October 31, 2006, 03:07:39 PM
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Only need one more topic to have taken over the Recent Topics sidebar!
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Weeeee!!!!
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>_>
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Wii!
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Pie!!!!!!!!!!
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I'm rather looking forward to the Wii. Who knows, I might even find enough moneys to buy one too.
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FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
DOOMOOOOOO, HAAAADO GEI DEEESU, okaaaaaay!
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HARDO GAY-DES!!!!!!
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DONDE ESTA EL BANO!?!?!?
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I'm rather looking forward to the Wii. Who knows, I might even find enough moneys to buy one too.
I am gonna try to freeze myself like Cartman from southpark if it doesn't work I'll probably be dead.
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I'm rather looking forward to the Wii. Who knows, I might even find enough moneys to buy one too.
I am gonna try to freeze myself like Cartman from southpark if it doesn't work I'll probably be dead.
Is it wrong to hope he actually does this?
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I'm rather looking forward to the Wii. Who knows, I might even find enough moneys to buy one too.
I am gonna try to freeze myself like Cartman from southpark if it doesn't work I'll probably be dead.
Is it wrong to hope he actually does this?
possibly
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No, it's not.
I always wanted to be able to say I know someone who won a Darwin Award.
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I'm not sure that would qualify for a darwin award... I mean he would have to not realize that he was commiting suicide. Also, he would have to be mentally stable, and from conversations here, I have doubts. In any case, if he *did* believe he could freeze himself and survive, then it would qualify for an award(sanity assumed).
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I'm not sure that would qualify for a darwin award... I mean he would have to not realize that he was commiting suicide. Also, he would have to be mentally stable, and from conversations here, I have doubts. In any case, if he *did* believe he could freeze himself and survive, then it would qualify for an award(sanity assumed).
I gotta disagree. I don't think sanity is a qualifier for this. I'd have to say simply believing you can freeze yourself and survive is all it would take I think.
From the Official rules at http://www.darwinawards.com/rules/ XD
"So how are the Darwin Awards actually determined?
Nominees significantly improve the gene pool by eliminating themselves from the human race in an obviously stupid way. They are self-selected examples of the dangers inherent in a lack of common sense, and all human races, cultures, and socioeconomic groups are eligible to compete. Actual winners must meet the following criteria:
Reproduction
Out of the gene pool: dead or sterile.
Excellence
Astounding misapplication of judgment.
Self-Selection
Cause one's own demise.
Maturity
Capable of sound judgment.
Veracity
The event must be true.
Not a Darwin (but not safe either)
* Whizzing on an electric wire
* Smoking in an oxygen tent
* Being hit by a train or automobile
* Aerosol cans, etc., in the oven
* Climbing into zoo cages
* Falling off precipice while posing or pissing
* Carbon monoxide poisoning
* Most autoerotic deaths
* all too common!
Killing others: The death of innocent bystanders absolutely rules out a Darwin Award. We don't applaud those who take others out of the gene pool, even if they share some DNA in common."
I'd say freezing yourself a la Cartman qualifies.
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Maturity
Capable of sound judgment.
Whoops. Never mind.
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Freezing yourself will work it's just like being frozen in a criogetic or however you spell them things tubes. And if that fails I relize I am gonna die, I somehow get back, and survive. I am searching for the door to open Halloween Town.
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Freezing yourself will work it's just like being frozen in a criogetic or however you spell them things tubes. And if that fails I relize I am gonna die, I somehow get back, and survive. I am searching for the door to open Halloween Town.
We don't have cryogenic technology yet.
All we can do is freeze you, and that will /kill/ you. Freezing does not cause suspended animation. It causes /death/. All it does is preserve your dead body.
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Alright, kuro, I highly recommend you test this theory of yours. as it will solve a lot of people's problems, worst case scenario, you actually survive, but aren't unfrozen for hundreds of years. Best case scenario (e.g. what will actually happen), you die, and we never hear from you again. As far as I can tell, win-win situation.
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A more plausable way to 'freeze' yourself to the future, launch on a spaceship that is capable of accellerating to around 99.9% the speed of light, zoom around for what seems to you to be about a week, come back to earth, badda-boom, few hundred years have passed... Although that would require massive amounts of money, but is within the realm of current technology.
The reason freezing yourself would not work is that when frozen, your cells freeze too, thus expanding. If you happen to survive the initial freezing without most of your cells shattering, then they would crack upon being heated back up again.
There are a few forms of frogs and fish that can freeze then be reanimated though, but they are saturated by a natural oil substance that prevents the expansion from occuring.
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A more plausable way to 'freeze' yourself to the future, launch on a spaceship that is capable of accellerating to around 99.9% the speed of light, zoom around for what seems to you to be about a week, come back to earth, badda-boom, few hundred years have passed... Although that would require massive amounts of money, but is within the realm of current technology.
The reason freezing yourself would not work is that when frozen, your cells freeze too, thus expanding. If you happen to survive the initial freezing without most of your cells shattering, then they would crack upon being heated back up again.
There are a few forms of frogs and fish that can freeze then be reanimated though, but they are saturated by a natural oil substance that prevents the expansion from occuring.
Dang it ODL1 don't tell him why he shouldn't do it! ><
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Ok then hmmmmmm...Let's say I broke into area 51 with my awesome skills and they have a time machine then I could teleport myself to when it comes out. Because the goverment is lieing about alot of things. My cousin told me they have a cure for cancer but they have it locked up and stored away to kill the population.
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First: Your 'cousin' is a conspiracy theory believing freak. Second: I have never even heard of the time machine conspiracy. Third: I've heard the cancer one before, and it is retarded. You heard the one about AIDS being a biological weapon made by the government to control the gay population? That one makes a lot more sense ( and it still doesn't make any sense) Fourth: You are still retarded. Fifth: You fail at life. Please discontinue breathing.
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A black wolf breaking into area 51... yea.... Somehow I don't see a wolf getting inside a heavily armed military installation...
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Freezing yourself will work; It's just like being frozen in a criogetic cryogenic or however you spell those things tubes tube.
And if If that fails, and I relize realize that I am gonna going to die, I then I will somehow get back, back and survive. I am searching for the door to open Halloween Town. <-- What in the name of all that is holy am I talking about here?
(Edited for my own sanity.)
(Assist from Overmind on the finer points of the English language.)
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Hate to play the Devil's advocate here, but... in Kuro's defense, the 'doesn't' in his sig was correct.
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Good god this thread delivers.
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A black wolf breaking into area 51... yea.... Somehow I don't see a wolf getting inside a heavily armed military installation...
Dude did you ever watch Wolf's Rain? Do you know what wolves can do? Also I hate the english language.
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A black wolf breaking into area 51... yea.... Somehow I don't see a wolf getting inside a heavily armed military installation...
Dude did you ever watch Wolf's Rain?
Wolf's Rain is an anime. You are an idiot.
Do you know what wolves can do? Also I hate the english language.
We can tell. Is that why you butcher the poor thing so?
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A black wolf breaking into area 51... yea.... Somehow I don't see a wolf getting inside a heavily armed military installation...
Dude did you ever watch Wolf's Rain?
Wolf's Rain is an anime. You are an idiot.
Do you know what wolves can do? Also I hate the english language.
We can tell. Is that why you butcher the poor thing so?
Yup.
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First: Your 'cousin' is a conspiracy theory believing freak. Second: I have never even heard of the time machine conspiracy. Third: I've heard the cancer one before, and it is retarded. You heard the one about AIDS being a biological weapon made by the government to control the gay population? That one makes a lot more sense ( and it still doesn't make any sense) Fourth: You are still retarded. Fifth: You fail at life. Please discontinue breathing.
I thought AIDS was caused by a dude who screwed a monkey and about the breathing after holding your breath too long you will pass out but your heart will still beat and you will be breathing again.
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Meh, I do not really care for contractions; always been taught that they are not 'cannon' to the english language...
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And another comment moves past you at high velocity. I was making sarcastic comments about conspiracies in general.
About the breathing... Yes, I know your body automatically resumes breathing upon lack of consciousness. Please use some method to prevent the automated renewal of breathing. I recommend a plastic bag, or a pool of water.
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And another comment moves past you at high velocity. I was making sarcastic comments about conspiracies in general.
About the breathing... Yes, I know your body automatically resumes breathing upon lack of consciousness. Please use some method to prevent the automated renewal of breathing. I recommend a plastic bag, or a pool of water.
I prefer high explosives.
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I am not commiting suicide anytime soon but if I do I am using the good ol' blow your brains out with a shotgun.
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Please look into purchasing said shotgun at your earliest convenience. Or, you could attempt to be less than retarded for a few dozen posts. I might almost take something you say seriously.
Then again... probably not. What with you proving your level of intellect and maturity by your posts up to this point.
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Ok act less retarded or shotgun? I guess I'll try the less retarded and if that fails I'll think about the shotgun.
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Wait a second... All we had to do was ask somewhat nicely for you to act slightly less retarded? Damn. Guess we could have tried that earlier.
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Wait a second... All we had to do was ask somewhat nicely for you to act slightly less retarded? Damn. Guess we could have tried that earlier.
Yeah man all you had to do was ask.
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I'm guessing this lasts all of a week at most before the retarded comes back.
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I'll try not to be retarded for as long as I can. Which I never tryed so I don't know how long that might be.
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Wow. Kuro's been quiet
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Well, in his case, maybe quiet is as close to not retarded as he can get. Or he died. Either is good.
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Heh, Not a fan Ox? Who would have guessed.
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I'm back! ;D
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. . . Oh good. He was just on hiatus. Well then, let the retardation begin once more.
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. . . Oh good. He was just on hiatus. Well then, let the retardation begin once more.
*goes for the retard repellent*
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. . . Oh good. He was just on hiatus. Well then, let the retardation begin once more.
*goes for the retard repellent*
Please no more retard repellent!
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I wonder what they make retard repellent out of anyway...
*checks ingredients* Huh... dictionary... encyclopedia... various novels... what the... Monty Python???
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I wonder what they make retard repellent out of anyway...
*checks ingredients* Huh... dictionary... encyclopedia... various novels... what the... Monty Python???
Heh, it's prolly the threat of being challenged to a Fish Slapping fight.
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*crawls into corner* I'll be good. Please no retard repellent...
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Mm... Did you check to see if there was a grammar lesson or two in there?
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Grammar lessons... nope, just a copy of 'Speak better good today.'
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Yes! I are the learned one. Teacher said I was good at the speaking!
(Side note: What the hell is rule 34?)
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(http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c302/stockyboy/270915355_c8b9ae48e6.jpg)
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Still wanna know about Rule 34 >.>
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???
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Internet Rule 34: There is porn of it. No exceptions.
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The internets are good. For porn.
http://www.forporn.ytmnd.com/
Edited for link.
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Yes the internet is a porn gold mine.